For those who love found faces in things, you're going to love Uri the Pissman

BLOT: (13 Jan 2014 - 08:43:54 PM)

For those who love found faces in things, you're going to love Uri the Pissman

I have written before about, if I may refer to it in a vaguely Thomas Ligotti fashion, the Apartment Complex to the West, in regards to the dastardly case of the child-sized bloody handprint. Let us once more turn to [name of apartment complex withheld] for yet another outer-wall themed wonder. Remember how I said there was a great stench of urine and feces about the place? Well, truth be told, most of that went away after they ripped out the interior of one of the apartments near the corner I pass through. But, with that being said, let me introduce you to Uri the Pissman:

Just in case your mind is clinging to the hope of a sensible universe and refuses to see what's in that picture, that's a wall, not far from the bloody-handprint-wall, covered in many months of successive micturations. In other words, people have pissed on that wall so much that it has formed sediments, and then washed those sediments into strange shapes and non-euclidean patterns. I don't know about you, but they seem to have done an amazing Frosty the Snowman (aka, Uri..I'll let you figure the rest).

If infinite monkeys blah blah Shakespeare, so I wonder how long before drunken assholes create some other great piece of art in the ashes of Uri? Time will tell.

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