I know it's Christmas Eve and all...but when is it NOT a good day to share horrifying images that result from cooking with bananas?

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Summary: Bananas, Bananas, a magical fruit, the more you cook with them, the more it looks phallic. Toot.

BLOT: (24 Dec 2011 - 10:14:13 AM)

I know it's Christmas Eve and all...but when is it NOT a good day to share horrifying images that result from cooking with bananas?

I am not the first one to link to the BookRiot post about cooking with bananas and the horror that it brings, [I, myself, originally saw it at Awful Library Books' shout-out to the BookRiot post] and that's ok. I mostly just wanted to link the pictures below, since their mix of sex and metaphysical horror seem a perfect combination to keep you warm on a these wintry nights...and when have I ever passed up a chance to post about sex and metaphysical horror? Merry Banana Christmas, everyone!*

* Note, God willing, this won't actually be my Christmas post, but life is about to get busy for two days, so who knows. At any rate, be good and love your loved ones, and eat too much chocolate and drink too much rum. Be merry and wise and etc etc.

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