Summary: The Everlasting aspect of Gobstoppers is up for a philosophical debate, but I find a practical solution.
These Gobstoppers are actually "Everlasting", in the only way they know how...
BLOT: (08 Dec 2011 - 01:49:24 PM)
These Gobstoppers are actually "Everlasting", in the only way they know how...
I found a way to make Gobstoppers actually Everlasting like the box says...
...by sending them to a landfill, where down in the dark, sealed mush they will probably outlast the Bolden name.
In a million years, when some unknown alien species is digging through the three mile crust of plastic that surrounds the planet Earth, they will find them. Unfortunately, as soon as they pick one up and the Gobstopper becomes exposed to moisture, it will dissolve so fast that it will violate general relativity, and the universe will collapse, but that's a chance I'm willing to take since the alternative is to continue to put up with this bullshit box of fake jawbreakers.
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Written by Doug Bolden
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